Do you know what I hate? People who drive too slow. I mean, come on, let’s go. If the speed limit is 45 mph at least try to go 45, okay? Maybe you have all day to get where you’re going, but some of us are on a schedule. Move it, buddy.
Do you know what I hate? People who drive too fast. Slow down, people, this isn’t NASCAR. If it’s 50 mph, there is no reason you need to be going 75. I mean, come on, isn’t safety important to you? Wouldn’t you rather reach your destination a little late than die in a fiery car crash? Slow down, man.
Do you know what I hate? People who throw their nasty cigarette butts out of their car windows. The world is not your trash can, people. I know smoking is an addiction, and I’m not making an anti-smoking post, but my addiction is food, and you don’t see me chucking McDonald’s bags out my window, do you? Keep your used up cancer stick in your own car. Who gave you permission to litter up the world we all share?
Do you know what I hate? People who blast their music at stop lights. Hey, you might like listening to Bleep the Bleep Bleep, but that doesn’t mean that we all want to. Turn it down just a little below ear shattering, will ya?
Do you know what I hate? People who don’t appreciate good music. So what if I turned up Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy when I got to the stoplight. Tell me that song doesn’t make you want to dance. Geesh. Some people.
Do you know what I hate? People who just complain and complain about horrible drivers, bad driving habits, and the complete lack of courtesy on today’s roads. Those people just burn me up. I mean, what do they think they are – perfect, or something?