Friday Fun!

Okay, this is a post just for fun. I repeat, just. for. fun.

Recently, there was some discussion about how Talk Like a Pirate Day cannonballed its way into our Wednesday night children's church program for one brief arghhh-inducing second. There were people who didn’t care for it, and people who did (like me).

My office has been celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day for the past six years. Seriously.

“Arghhh, matey, hand over that memo and no one gets stapled!”

So, I put on my thinking cap and came up with some Baptist alternatives to Talk Like a Pirate Day. Here we go! (I repeat, this is just for fun. I am NOT recommending you tell children to “Talk like a Pharisee.”)

Talk like an Angel

Talk like a Prophet

Talk like an Apostle

Talk like a Wiseman

Talk like a Psalmist

Talk like a Roman

Talk like a Pharaoh

Talk like a Shepherd

Talk like a Disciple

Talk like a Samaritan

Talk like a Carpenter

Talk like an Innkeeper

Talk like a Fisherman

Talk like an Arc Builder

Talk like a Tax Collector

Talk like an Israelite King

Talk like a Virtuous Queen

Talk (or Bray) like a Camel

Talk like a Patriarch/Matriarch

Talk like a Man Trapped in a Whale

Talk like You’ve Been Wandering in the Wilderness for a Really Long Time

Thanks, folks! I'm here all week!