Okay, this is a post just for fun. I repeat, just. for. fun.
Recently, there was some discussion about how Talk Like a Pirate Day cannonballed its way into our Wednesday night children's church program for one brief arghhh-inducing second. There were people who didn’t care for it, and people who did (like me).
My office has been celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day for the past six years. Seriously.
“Arghhh, matey, hand over that memo and no one gets stapled!”
So, I put on my thinking cap and came up with some Baptist alternatives to Talk Like a Pirate Day. Here we go! (I repeat, this is just for fun. I am NOT recommending you tell children to “Talk like a Pharisee.”)
Talk like an Angel
Talk like a Prophet
Talk like an Apostle
Talk like a Wiseman
Talk like a Psalmist
Talk like a Roman
Talk like a Pharaoh
Talk like a Shepherd
Talk like a Disciple
Talk like a Samaritan
Talk like a Carpenter
Talk like an Innkeeper
Talk like a Fisherman
Talk like an Arc Builder
Talk like a Tax Collector
Talk like an Israelite King
Talk like a Virtuous Queen
Talk (or Bray) like a Camel
Talk like a Patriarch/Matriarch
Talk like a Man Trapped in a Whale
Talk like You’ve Been Wandering in the Wilderness for a Really Long Time
Thanks, folks! I'm here all week!