You know you went to a conservative Christian high school if:
Chapel was the longest class of the day, with at least one chapel of the week designated as “Sunday Dress Chapel.”
You’ve ever knelt on the floor to check your skirt length.
You wore nylons and dress shoes to school every day.
You know the “three finger rule” as it applies to below the knee, shoulder straps, and how many collar buttons have to be buttoned.
You amassed an admirably large collection of skirts in black and navy blue.
At least one of your teachers had more than seven kids.
You were never offered drugs or alcohol on school property.
Expulsion was the punishment for going to a movie, even if your parents approved it.
Detentions were given out for “acting worldly” and have “conduct unbecoming a Christian.”
“Gee,” “Golly,” and “Gosh” were “swear” word punishable by detention.
More than one guy in your class had the vague ambition of “going into the ministry” but didn’t know what that meant.
You had to wear culottes over your snowpants for winter sledding activities.
People always thought you were Amish when your class went out in public.
No mixed gym classes!!!
Everybody who tried out made the sports teams.
Your cheerleaders wore loose fitting blouses with mid-calf length skirts and weren’t allowed to do cartwheels, flips, or “routines” with a “beat."
Dating consisted of sitting a chair apart at a designated “dating” lunch table.
You never went to “prom” or “homecoming.”
The big social event of the year was the Junior/Senior Banquet where touching or looking at the opposite sex was not allowed.
When a girl said she “went all the way,” it meant she kissed a guy.
You got at least four personalized Bibles at your graduation open house.
And last of all:
You can name your entire graduating class using only two hands!
P.S. - Other signs/suggestions welcome!