You Might Be A Rehfeldt If…

A Girls’ Dialogue
Written by Charity Boehm and Ann-Marie Soderstrom

A – Ann-Marie
C – Charity
(T) – Together

A: You might be a Rehfeldt if…
C: You start telling a story and finish it… (T) two days later!

C: You might be married to a Rehfeldt if…
A: You can’t get a word… (T) in edgewise!

A: You might be the child of a Rehfeldt if…
C: Your cupboard doors were always left open because…
(T): When we were growing up, we were so poor we didn’t have cupboard doors!

C: You know you’re married to a Rehfeldt if…
A: You’re never right!

A: You know you’re the child of a Rehfeldt if…
C: You have heard more than one story about… (T) “the outhouse!”

C: You know you’re a Rehfeldt if…
A: Two words – orange cookies!
(T): Wait, two more, tootsie rolls!

A: And now, some quotes from Grandma:

C: Don’t throw the gravel!
A: Hey kids, let’s go pick up sticks!
C: Don’t slam the… (T) door!
A: Who wants to play Kings Corner?

C: And one from Grandpa
(T): If you want to talk, go in the kitchen!

A: You know you’re a Rehfeldt if…
C: You’re used to saying… (T) yes, we’re all related!

C: You know you’re a Rehfeldt if…
A: You’ve secretly been tape recorded by Grandpa

A: You might be a Rehfeldt if…
C: People at garage sales know you by name

C: You know you’re a Rehfeldt grandchild if…
A: Grandma tells you not to mess around on the davenport.
(T): What’s a davenport?

A: You know you’re a Rehfeldt if…
(T): You find yourself doing a silly skit on Christmas Eve!