…things to say if you’re caught sleeping at your desk:
#10 "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
#9 "This is that 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
#8 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
#7 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
#6 "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
#5 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
#4 "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
#3 "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
#2 "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
#1 Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
4 comments:
Clever !!!
Now, how many of these have you personally tried?!
Did you steal this from David Letterman???? Very funny :)
I got it in an e-mail from a co-worker, in between naps!
I've only fallen asleep at my desk once, and I'm pretty sure it was only for five minutes. I got away with it, though, since no one walked in!
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